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Every Yu-Gi-Oh game would instantly turn into normal monster beatdown. Are you even a card in that game anymore without at least 3 paragraphs?
To be fair Magic would absolutely be the same way expect they invented keywords. If reach, flying, deathtouch, or trample needed full rules text then this would counter every french vanilla card. It's simply that Yu-Gi-Oh designers made this problem
This would be a great joke card to make and stick in a deck. See which opponents laugh their ass off vs which ones get real bitchy. Lol