Obviously the best spot to sit is on the random paper on the table.

The BEST spot is a piece of paper you're currently writing on, but this is the best when that's not available. You're a good provider, OP.

That sir is a distinguished gentleman and where the cell tells him to sit in where he sits.

cats like the crinkle sound

A single shred of paper makes it more comfy.

Cute its surprising some of the things Cats and Dogs use for beds.

Cats are the cutest paper weights.

"Here, lemme hold this for you"

If you’ve never tried it, use masking tape and make the shape of a box on the floor.