Misusing Memorable Quotes Pt. 3
"Your destination is on the left."
On my left: a wall, six lanes of opposing traffic, another wall, a two story drop, another two lanes of opposing traffic, the Taco Bell I'm trying to get to.
I've had GPS tell me to go across a river. Without a bridge.
Bet you that adds to the arrival time though.
Kids these days don't know how to ford a river properly.
You told it you didn't need a ferryboat.