general gao chicken, pork fried rice, egg roll and a fortune cookie

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Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.
- Do tell
  
  If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy
  
  Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
  
  Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
  
  Just add some MSG
- if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself
I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I'm back in bed now. :)
Is there a source for this picture without the text?
Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?
Fuck you, it's not every day!

Yesterday I had pizza. 😐

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