Abuse shelter relocates to a coal mine in hopes of getting government funding
"We would have moved to a nuclear submarine but the people we are trying to house need immediate support, despite what the government seems to think."
My favorite chaser piece was during the second Iraq war "Iraq not another Vietnam, says Vietnam" and it had a picture of the two countries pointing out that they were in fact two entirely different countries.
Can't find it online though.
Damn Onion 🔥🔥🔥