Please...have mercy!

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You just need to save Harambe, that was the divergence down the darker timeline
- Others: Investing copious amounts of money in the right stocks
  
  Memers: Saving a fucking gorilla
- Buy Bitcoin before you save him.
  
  But what if the Bitcoin bubble was part of the darker timeline, if Herobrine never dies, Bitcoin never blows up, so graphics card prices never spike, scalpers don't emerge, etc all the way down
- Fantastic!
- Buy the stock market right after the 2008 crash. Fund a Fediverse non-profit early on.
take this to calm down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQaxza
Actually don't mind to work from home again

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