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How can you be 18 and successful?
24 1 ReplyYour rich parents die young.
63 1 ReplyAnd you secretly dress up as a giant bat and beat up petty criminals to cope with your parents death, only making things worse in the long run.
10 0 ReplyWhile endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.
7 0 ReplyYes, very scientific rich people important flexibility reasons you see.
3 0 ReplyWhere can we find this? For reasons..
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Clearly you have not tried being born to a billionaire ;)
16 1 ReplyClearly not hard enough.
1 0 ReplyExisting gives you a significant advantage over the guy in the image, though, since he's literally not a real person, lol
2 8 ReplyDoesnt change how unreal my billions of dollars are lol.
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Successfully graduated high school. He mixed up 1 in a million, with 1 in millions.
3 0 ReplyI mean if that's his idea of success, he's off to a rough start. and LOOOOL
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Inherit mommy and daddy's money
2 0 ReplyGo to tech school (some high schools offer it for free), get a trade, start up your own business, etc.
1 0 ReplyThats still at least a year so youll be older than 18. Checkmate liberal. /s
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Learning the difference between "you" and "your" is probably one of the steps, lol
2 12 ReplyWhat do you mean? /s
4 0 ReplyWhat do your mean, what do my mean? /s
1 8 ReplyMy mean means you means i mean your mean. /s
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