So, here's a fun stat...
Since the start of January, (in the league) we've scored TEN TIMES more goals than we've conceded!
Scored 30
Conceded 3
WTF?!!
I honestly feel bad for Sheffield. Five-nil down at home before half time. That's humiliating no matter who you are facing.
That said.... Keep the goals coming lads!
Feel bad for these players man. They got families and all.
Agreed. Out of all the teams, I wouldn't mind them staying up. I think they were one of the worst PL teams as well only a couple of seasons ago? I could be mistaken
Benge with the best take on subs today
Put Aaron up front or as a false 9. Can you imagine his shit-housing if he got a goal?
That would be brilliant. Subscribe
I absolutely have faith in Aaron being our tall forward tbh
Just like how Wenger used to put midfielders on the wing to learn to play with limited space
What if that's been Arteta's plan all along... Ramsdale new striker confirmed
The home fans should have stayed just for the love of the game. Appreciate the goals, whoever scores them.
Stadiums are empty everywhere we go.... Stadiums are empty everywhere we go...
I don't know why they would have expected anything different. Wouldn't surprise me if they only turned up to see if Sheffield caused an upset
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT DID I JUST SEE
this isn't good enough. what are we doing not scoring the sixth?? even arteta doesn't look happy.
seriously though why does Arteta have a resting face that's so meh lol, we're 5 nil up mate smile a bit
Rice assist
Oh there it is...
Should've been 3 already lads!!! /s
i think the lemmy update made the notifications update better for me LMFAO but tbh you ain't wrong we've had chances enough for 3 genuinely lol
Lads I said it's been 5 minutes since we last scored, what the fuck are you doing, why is saliba behind the halfway line
no seriously guys can we please score one more im begging
Would be nice, lol
They keep teasing Yankee Gunner lol
Jesus I was not expecting that... lol
I didn't think i can use it this early
Benny got the 10,000th all time Arsenal goal btw!
Reiss and ESR on at halftime please...
NGL, our bench is stacked. Partey, Gabi J, Trossard, ESR, Nketiah, Nelson.
Jorginho and Elneny didn't even make it onto the bench.
Far cry from several years ago. We've come a long way!
Edit: oh nevermind, I just realized Jorginho is playing. But still, our bench is stacked.
Oh Benjamin White take a bow
guys its been almost 5 minutes again, fucking score
I'm already numb to the goals, we're 24 minutes in.
I kinda felt like that before the 1st, lol. They opened up so easily it was just a given
tbh yeah, it didn't even feel worth celebrating. I do'nt think I've celebrated any of them besides the Havertz one because it's Havertz lol
That's an OG or deflection?
Should be OG
We're still closing down which is great to see
definitely a bit complacent but like, we're 6 nil up they can have a little complacency as a treat XD
The best part is the lads don't look like they're satisfied, still just constant attacking lol
Which is a complete improvement than before. Ruthless.
Just don't want us to concede because of complacency, but agreed!
if conceding one means we score another 3 cuz of how far up Saliba and Gabriel and Kiwior are I frankly don't care XD
Oh great we're toying with them now
Bramall Lane is roaring today huh.
Good to see. Last on the table but, they don't stop supporting. Unlike Fulham, haha
Maybe I spoke too soon... lol
May have been greedy, but what if that went in
Guys Neeve Stichol from ESPN says we need a striker to solve our goalscoring problems, what do you think 🤔🤔🤔
Scottish Woody Paige dunno wuh he talking bout
They're right! We would have been 10 nil up by now!
(by the way in case it's not obvious all the criticism is tongue in cheek I love how we're playing lol)
Freddie Ljunberg being savage in the haftime analysis
this feels like a training exercise
might as well pass the ball to Sam Barrott, he probably wants some of the action ngl lol
EYYYYYY
Like seriously where is that 0.1% from?
rounding error maybe
I will say, Sheffield United have been better this half. Not making much difference but... better.
just a tiny bit early cuz why not XD didn't want to wait like a minute lol
Hola :)
Is that a GOAL FROM OPEN PLAY I SEE?
Surely it was just one reeeeaallly long set-piece
I'll say it: this is more entertaining of a game than peak Barca.
Been more than 5mins again fellas
where are the fogging estandards
Leo!!!
There are so many favourite players, but I love how easily he slotted into his role and has been banging in goals somewhat consistently.
He's definitely the best budget signing we made
Aww Gabby J is like I wanna play
BENNY BLANCO
Surprise lineup changes in Mikel Arteta's Arsenal? Naaah.
What is change?
already been more than 5 minutes without a goal, wtf guys
they heard me :D
Sheffield's already made 4 subs now LMFAO
Should have shot! D:
i'm getting bored, where are the goals.
Everybody eats FC
This tickled me the right way and I now kinda want some KFC
KFC wraps and fries are an excellent combo if you don't want the mess lol
That had the potential for a 4th
5 mins - 5 goals leggo!
Lmao B looks like he's about to fall asleep
kinda boring, we've gone 20 minutes without a goal smh
It's also cold and rainy and he's bundled up.
Did we just forget that defending was a thing?
saka what the fuck is that, gotta do better
5 nil is the most dangerous lead, closely followed by ____.
nah 7-0 is, remember when Brazil scored after Germany got that
@Astrealix For your amusement: https://pubeurope.com/@eucup/112039506937354767
that's a new routine lol
That ball should have been dealt with, tbh. Not sure why they left that
Well cock... hopefully it's just a twisted ankle or something. He looks to be in pain though
I hope. If it's just a twisted ankle hurts like a bitch but will be fine in a few...he was down for a bit
Disappointed I can't watch the match live. But we're clearly performing very well. And I see that 'Own Goal' lad had got on the scoresheet again. He deserves an improved contact.
nah fuck that, he scores for Spurs too damn often
Been saying this for years!
It's been mentioned before, it's a televised training match. We've controlled the ball and Sheffield have been terrible.
Highlights should about cover it, lol
How did that not go in a dozen times, lol
Kiwior has been an outstanding stand in during this period, hope he grows more into the position
COYG!
only scoring once in the second half?? wow smh fell off
how is it only 5 minutes of added time, we've scored 5 fucking goals???
had to switch up a stream cuz of some random issues and we're now at 3 lol
That's the freaking worst... I had a similar issue against Porto, only it was the other way around...
I like to think it was the universe telling me to walk away before it was too late, lol
Great movement from Havertz there, if only he got the rebound lol
lads, it's been 6 minutes into the half where's my fucking goals
Ugh no....Gabi....
probably our deepest attacking spot, we'll be fine at least
True... I can't help but feel we need everyone on board towards the run into the end of the season. Especially with CL starting up again
Martinelli is so fast
Jesus man shoot it yourself
that looks like it hurt ngl
If my old man was watching this he'd be telling him to get up, lol
smh white losing possession, not good enough.
Waka waka eh eh
Lol needs to stop acting cheeky and shoot
"Only statistic they have in common is the number of games they've played" LMFAO
Savage, lol
If our injuries lasted a bit longer Nwaneri wuold probably be on the pitch today
Save a few for Porto or sumn
I'll eat that
That is an early change, good lord...
Was it an injury?
I don't think it was injury related but I'm not really sure how it shores up their defense either...
I would have thought it was tactical but, I could be wrong and probably missed something
partey what the fuck was that
Saka didn't even manage to score a goal this game wdym world class smh
Can't be world class unless you score a brace to rescue your billion pound team after it's being kept goalless by one of the most statistically anomalous teams in the Prem 🙄
martinelli what was that
Lmao Cedric incoming. I'm serious, I feel bad for Reiss and ESR...they need the minutes
eh they're just warming up, doesn't have to be them coming on lol — and tbf we don't need ESR like we need Cedric rn given the injuries we have. Though obviously annoying.
nvm i guess they are gonna come on lol
Doesn't feel like Arteta trusts ESR. But, I wonder if he'd prefer to give game time to Partey and Jesus
This commentator sounds so bored
don't blame him, it's literally a training exercise
Nice! Sheffield feeling bad we didn't score the other 2
That was way too easy
Apparently Trossard to come on soon
that offside trap is working well from them
need more goals, it's been another 10 minutes lads, not good enough.
Pitchfork sharpening noises
Arteta out
Ooo... that would have been a beautiful goal
Have been made aware that Ramsdale has to play on Saturday cuz it's Brentford, doubling down; sub him on
that's more like it.
Jesus is playing the wing and Havertz up top it seems
Makes sense, unless Havertz comes off and you could slot ESR on that side and Jesus up front?
Talk about a White wash!
Need to put Eddie on so he can score another hat trick against these lot.
Ode winding up like a music box
Just no music
Look at that goal difference. I don't know if it will make a difference in the title race, but it's beautiful to see.
Martinelli looked like he was struggling just to get down the stairs
well i think it's pretty clear who the crowd want on next XD
I think we all do :)
I want ramsdale XD wouldn't mind him too though ofc
where are the fucking goals
My pitchfork is going to be 1 inch long at this rate
WE WANT TEN
8 at the very minimum!
guys this isn't good enough why is Raya on my telly again
One must imagine Chris Wilder happy.
If this keeps up, you think Arteta brings Partey on around 50th - 70th minute? Or gives him another couple of games?
He'll come on for 15 I guess
If this keeps up I think Cedric's coming on lol
