IT Hell (17 Oct 2017)
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I like how npm just gets it's own jar. No further explanation required.
Came here to say the same thing
"Works on my machine" is either 1 of many or it's very far away. No way it's that small, otherwise.
I do frequently exclaim "Why the fuck is this system not machine agnostic" about my own software often enough to know that each person gets their own pot.