Trump Says He’s Too Rich To Post Bond In Carroll Defamation Case

Bitch better have my money.

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"I can't get into college because my IQ is too high!" #ButteryMales
Trump: Give me free stuff because I'm so rich and making me pay would be utterly devastating due to my wealth.
Trump and his sparklemagic lawyer Alina Habba
- Fun quote from her wikipedia article:
  
  In July 2021, Habba represented Siggy Flicker, a former member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey who alleged that Facebook had disabled her account for wishing Melania Trump a happy birthday. Habba wrote a letter to Facebook, which Facebook appeared to ignore.[
  
  If only they had had a broad knowledge of history and a mean sense of humor
Trump is too fit to take his shirt off
Bold move, Cotton.

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