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Can I spread it out? How many ketchup packets are in a bottle?
Including the plastic bottle? If not, I'll start jumping annoyingly high within a few weeks
Assuming it's multiplicative, you would have to consume 140 ketchup bottles to jump twice as high
So, 1400 bottles, and I’m dunking?
brb, making a vat of low-rent Bloody Mary mix.
Ketchup is one of the only things I know will send me into a full autistic meltdown. It's so fucking gross.
Okay but is it like a video game where you can only jump a set distance? No more no less?
Just quickly tap the space bar.
Just jump at an angle, but also landing might be a problem
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