Also, adding neon green food coloring to your fucking peas isn't a poverty move. That food coloring isn't free. And it's probably shrinking your balls.
Holy hell. I can only imagine that its original color was...actually brown? I mean, shit, tobacco is brown. Motherfuckers would have been better off just rolling with that. Like, "well, it's a strategy thing. If you get caught with this shit in a real nothing-is-legal-yet state, maybe you can pretend your spliff is just a cigarillo."