ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
Works for mobile too
I just slack off and anyone who has an issue can fuck off.
22 0 ReplyHow long have you been a CEO?
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I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!
15 0 ReplyThen collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.
Crickets
6 1 Reply"Oh I think I postponed the last one"
10 1 Replytry to do it too but can't find it
blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work
11 2 ReplyI've never met a soul eager to update windows
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*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.
6 1 ReplyPlease tell me it sits at 100% forever!
4 0 ReplyI don't know, I never used it "seriously"
2 0 ReplyShould also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light
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we don't use windows
6 2 Replyjust put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol
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Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?
Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…
Ohh fuck
4 0 ReplyOn the website there are MacOS updates too
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lol
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