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I've never had those Catholic crackers. Are they any good?
Imagine chewing on a thin slice of Styrofoam.
Thats it ^
You’d think they would taste better after they’re magically transformed into Jesus meat.
Turns out that bastard was made of microplastics.
They’re pretty bland. Kinda melt-in-your-mouth. You can get them from a Catholic supply store, or you can order them online, if you want to try them out. They’ll sell them to anyone, they only care about limiting who eats them after they’ve been consecrated during mass.
Sounds to me like I need to burgle mass and eat some Jesus on the down-low then.
If you've been baptized in any trinitarian tradition you can partake in an Episcopal Eucharist celebration, and we use the same absolutely tasteless wafers. I so envy the Orthodox and their leavened breads.
I didn’t grow up in a place where Christianity was the norm, so nope, never baptized. I’ll just pirate some Jesus, that’s what he’d want.
You wouldn't download God incarnate
Unethical life pro tip, depending on whether respecting others' religious traditions is part of your ethics: no mass I've ever been to has checked identity before giving out communion. If you've got an hour to burn for a free tasteless chip and a sip of wine and backwash, just walk in with mild confidence, mimic others, and mumble along with the prayers, and people will probably just assume you usually go to mass at another time or are traveling. There's no Eucharist police that's going to tackle you halfway down the aisle and throw you in an inquisition dungeon because your papers don't check out
I’ve been told they’re Spanish?
They taste like forgiveness
Nor I, but I'm told they're about as bland as you can imagine.
They're almost cardboard-y tasting - I would think it'd be totally not worth it.
They're pretty addictive, but solely because of the texture. Crispy yet melty. The taste is almost non-existent though.
You can buy bags of communion wafer scraps for cheap here. Well, they used to be actual scraps, but nowadays you get full uncut wafer rectangles in the bag so I think they just produce them on purpose.
No, they stick to the roof of your mouth and taste like cardboard.