French vampires
French vampires
Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android
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The legendary bilingual double pun!
40 0 ReplyWhat is the second pun?
4 0 ReplyPainstaking - time consuming.
Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.
Pain - French word for bread.
24 0 ReplyBut that's the only pun though, isn't it?
Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap
4 0 ReplyAnd a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun
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That's just one pun
1 0 ReplyPain = beard / hurt
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Missed it at first until I read your comment.
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