God doesn't listen to Slayer!
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If God is good, they'll have a thing for goth girls.
And if God is bad, they'll have a thing for goth girls
I hope it isn't the deific version of the thing I have for goth girls. I won't stand a chance anymore.
If god is anything like the dominionists, his only thing for goth girls is "convincing them to become trad wives". (I knew a few of these guys unfortunately, the very few that managed to get laid turned out to be massive abusive assholes)
How else could we reconcile being made in their* image?