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Give each guy two spears. Now you have twice the spears and you didn't even have to find more guys.
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65 0 ReplyMaybe they have plenty of guys but not enough spears? 6000 spearheads is a lot of work for 3 days. Ask any blacksmith!
24 0 ReplyTBH it's really easy to find spearmen if you have the spears. They require vastly less training than a swordsman or shieldbearer.
"Keep the pointy end towards the enemy at all times."
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Good idea, but that still would be less than Aragorn hoped for
8 0 ReplyThe Dark Lord summoned 1000 hot naked succubus and my men's about to succumb to the lure, how do i proceed?
6 0 ReplyGays to the vanguard?
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What would you do if you had 6000 spears and your high maintenance royal friend says it's one third of what he hoped for?
5 1 ReplyDistribute copies of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue along with each additional spear.
8 0 ReplyNow that's what I call thinking with spears.
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