Or an airplane ticket to several dozen other countries around the world ... checks notes ... several hundred other countries around the world where gun violence in schools is not a big problem.
Yeah, everyone knows America is the only country with anything of value. People are happiest, make the most money, and have the most freedom in America! Anything that's says otherwise is obviously just anti-American propoganda! Literally every other country has no value at all, and anyone who says they like it there is just mistaken because they have to be wrong or all the American truths we all know were lies, and that can't be true!