If you got a flat tire and Bigfoot came out of the woods and helped you change it, would you tell people about it?
If you got a flat tire and Bigfoot came out of the woods and helped you change it, would you tell people about it?
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I'm more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? "Hey man, don't freak out but I'm a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?" or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they're back on their way.
Either way, I'd probably keep quiet. Can't outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn't appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it'd be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.
The company AAA actually has an add-on called the enhanced Bigfoot package, but you have to ask specifically for it - like it’s on their secret menu and they don’t really advertise it.
So just call up and ask for roadside assistance plans but get it animal style. Makes sense.
🤣 good one