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Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren't just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.
Yes. Is that dent where Vader’s executor crashed into it?
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Pew pew
M Night Shyamalan did a documentary on this I think
Name ?
I’m making a joke about The Happening, friend. It’s a movie where plants make people kill themselves. Sorry to disappoint
Huh no prob
Considering what we do to them, they have every right to defend themselves.
As an asthmatic hay-fever sufferer, fuck yeah - you're onto something!
There's a theory that allergies are getting worse due to an imbalance of gender selection when planting trees in urban environments. Here is some additional context.