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"I would now like to present my theories on Dark Souls lore, and why Vaatividya is wrong about nearly everything."
This is relevant to my interests...
For real, I hate that I didn't meticulously document everything day 1 on Elden Ring because there were some bits of text that existed the day it came out that have since been removed and they would have completely changed a lot of what the story is believed to be in that game.
You can still download any old version of Elden Ring from Steam
I took physical notes... Played completely blind and tried to figure everything out on my own. Probably not too many item descriptions though.
I am particularly proud that I noticed the Katamari Damacy reference in the item description for the Graven Mass talisman.
The primeval current is a forbidden tradition of glintstone sorcery. To those who cleave to its teachings, the act of collecting sorcerers to fashion them into the seeds of stars is but another path of scientific inquiry.
If you haven't played Katamari Damacy: The game is about rolling random crap up into a ball to turn it into a star because your dad got drunk one night and accidentally ate them all, so you need to fix it. The graven mass enemies are those balls of sorcerer heads you see once in a while and they were being used to make stars. 😂
I know that Patches is circumcised. Don’t ask why I know that.
Wait... Can I clip the camera through his pants and confirm this? 🤔