[meme] Fast trains are family values
[meme] Fast trains are family values
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I don't want fossil fuel cars
I don't want electric cars
I want fast trains so I can go visit Grandma
(she's a sweet old lady and I'd like to visit more often without killing the planet, my wallet, or a pedestrian)
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I don't want fossil fuel cars
I don't want electric cars
I don't want fast trains
I don't want bikes or buses or walking
I just want non-suicidy teleportation :(
8 0 ReplyHonestly, teleporting devices sounds like something Elon would push for to further derail rail projects. I bet he already has a plan to release one in 5 years.
11 1 ReplyLmfao, I can just imagine his first
customervictim coming out looking like a Picasso. We'll have all the bugs worked out by next year, Elon swears6 0 ReplyI would trust the time travel device from Napoleon Dynamite more than a Elon teleporter
2 0 ReplyBruh, that’s how you get Brundlfly.
1 0 Reply