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Never forget that out first message to alien life was a naked selfie, a mix tape, and directions to our home.
lol damn… now that you mention it the scientists that worked on Voyager basically predicted internet dating culture in 2023.
Nudes, link to a Spotify playlist, and if all goes well, late night hookup directions.
Maybe that is why they never come here. We sent out the equivalent of "hot girls in your area want to meet"
Aliens: agh, fishing scams
Maybe not fishing... I mean humans on the silver screen are all about organ harvesting aliens.
Imagine they get to earth, see everyone wearing cloths and are like "nah, wrong place"
probably already happened lmao
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