Blowjobs don't feel good.
Blowjobs don't feel good.
I don't know why they're so popular. They suck (pun intended). I've been given plenty and they ranged from outright terrifying (too much teeth!) to just kinda meh. I'd rather get a handy than a BJ.
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OK time to share too much. Before we were married my now wife gave me a bj so good I literally shit myself.
I'm not taking any questions, goodbye.
Is there a chance you were trying not to poop for 3 days during a camping trip?
And she still married you?! Damn. That's true love.
Imagine the ego boost knowing you're so good at your craft that you made the man spontaneously and literally lose his shit. I'd never let him forget that I hold that sort of power.
And you can't even tell anyone because you and your husband would die from literal embarrassment until the end of time.
Yeah 20 years last Wednesday
U took a shit then you took a question