You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?
You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?
Like this:
But replace "Hawaii" with your location.
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Given how slow the elevator is in my building, Iād do nothing. Iād be dead before it showed up.
Do you live on the 100th floor of your building or something?
Maybe they're not able to use stairs
Correct. I canāt use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldnāt work at all.
Plot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
My point was: "Why is the elevator so slow? Do you happened to live on the 100th floor and the elevator had to climb all the way from ground floor?"