TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"
TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"
In this article, we explain why your tailor wants to know "which side do you hang?" and why it's important if you want your pants to fit.
So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
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Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.
1 0 ReplyJesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.
2 0 ReplySomeone who is proud of it.
2 0 ReplyI mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC.
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We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference.
1 0 ReplyI mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing!
1 0 ReplyYoung men act ridiculous in Army basic training.
2 0 ReplyEvidently so lol. 😅
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