Disaster is nearing. Mass displacement. Mass starvation. Mass death. It is all imminent. Do you understand?

With the coming refugee crisis, I'm betting Elon Musk is going to debut his new plan that combines all his prior technological achievements, by creating a law-enforcement officer that is part man, part machine, can drill tunnels, armed with a flamethrower and can fly to space and purchase social media companies and run them to the ground.

We need Connor McCloud to come back from planet Zeist and implement the sun blocker field

Well i now know where one blue waffle might be