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  • Debt collection text message from Taco Bell instead of Capio Partners

    Taco Bell, a Debt Collector: Pay $4.99 to resolve your $109.00 balance. Call 911 or goto https://www.tacobell.com/food/burritos/burrito-supreme ToOptoutTxt STOP

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  • systemd/GNU/Linux

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, systemd/GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, systemd plus GNU plus Linux. GNU/Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning systemd init system made useful by the systemd daemons, shell utilities and redundant system components comprising a full init system as defined by systemd itself.

    Many computer users run a modified version of the systemd init system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of systemd which is widely used today is often called GNU/Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the systemd init system, developed by the Red Hat.

    There really is a GNU/Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the init system they use. GNU/Linux is the os: a collection of programs that can be run by the init system. The operating system is an essential part of an init system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete init system. GNU/Linux is normally used in combination with the systemd init system: the whole system is basically systwmd with GNU/Linux added, or systemd/GNU/Linux. All the so-called GNU/Linux distributions are really distributions of systemd/GNU/Linux!

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  • Inside the mind of your average Brittish person

    ☕️👀 🫖 👀👌 🫖 👀 ☕️ 👀 good tea go౦ԁ TeA👌 thats ✔ some good 🫖👌teA right 🍵👌there👌🧋👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ☕️🫖☕️НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🫖☕️🫖👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 ☕️👌Good tea

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  • Meeting a girl (wouldn't expect you to understand)

    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand) @everyone

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  • The Critically Acclaimed Webcomic Homestuck

    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed webcomic Homestuck? With over 8000 pages and the award-winning soundtrack and animations which you can experience the entirety of for free with no restrictions on reading time.

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  • Put NSFW Tag

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • Otherkin

    >What a horrible existence you lead. Denying that people different than you exist. Seeing imagined conspiracies rather than accept new knowledge. Living, breathing, even wanting and enforcing such dreadful conformity. Such ignorance. You've seen the joys of a diverse world of love and freedom and you told it to fuck off. If my life were as dull as yours, I'd kill myself. But you want it that way. The only possible explanation I can think of for such aberrant behaviour is that your mind is as much smaller than mine as your world is. There are others of your species who were explorers. They climbed mountains and crossed oceans. They peered into the distant past and they landed on the moon. But you're not of their kin. You want a small world. You don't dream of meeting other species like the humans who love their Star Trek and their isekais. You heard of otherkin, and denied their existence. You don't want it to be real. You've heard of queer people with an existence queerer than you have yet known, and you chose erasure. To you, entire lives, loves, ways of being are a joke. You refuse to see it otherwise. You aren't gripped by the spirit of exploration, you don't want to meet these people, to see the truth with your own eyes, not even to deny it. The idea of putting in the effort to learn anything, whether it be that this larger world is true or false, is repugnant to you. You want to already know the answer, and you want it to be the boring one. I could introduce you to dragons, to gods, to wolves, and stranger wonders still, but you don't care. You don't even pull out your search engine and google it. Not even that small effort of exploration. You want a tiny world. How small you must be.

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  • Milk and the Destruction of Western Masculinity

    In the last 30 years, you can see a fixation in the West on diluting milk. Low-fat, ultra-pasturized, all that BS. Back in the 80snwe had none if this. It was just good, pure, American, 100% Whole Milk. But now, that's gone. Everywhere you just keep seeing this BS, and now we have fake milk. And ever since this shit got popular, you can see men getting weaker and weaker. Milk is an essential part of the diet, and Men need it for good Testosterone and muscle growth, its basic biology, not to mention the unpasteurized milk gave you immunity. But now, theyre taking allBack in the 90s, you could go outside and see good stuff outta the milk, its basically just white water now. And you can see the effects, back in the 90s, we had good, strong, masculine American Men. Nowadays, it's almost impossible to tell the average American man apart from the average woman (who also hasn't fared well from this globohomo milk BS).

    Don't even get me started on the whole baby formula thing. Let's just say MY kids will be tits-only, and we'll see if they fall to the Woke Globohomo agenda.

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  • pissing in the sink is one of the final few ethical pleasures left to us in the modern world

    woven into the grotesque canvas of late capitalist society, where the threads of broken ethics, unmet greeds and ill-sought pleasures intertwine, the act of urinating in the sink emerges as a shimmering thread of defiance and liberation amidst the drab canvas of sultry conformity. this post is an imploration to cast aside the mundane facade, for behold! within the confines of this commonplace act, yet still on its outer reaches at the kitchen drain, lies a symphony of ethical resonance and poetic dignity.

    lo! the sink—a vessel of utility and containment, yet also a sanctuary of rebellion and ecological stewardship. as the liquid streams cascade into its stainless steel or porcelain embrace, they whisper a sonnet of conservation, a hymn to the sanctity of every precious droplet in a world parched and exposed, drained and razed. here, amidst the confines of domesticity, i invite you to become custodians of the earth, embroidering each your golden thread into the communal tapestry of environmental consciousness with each clandestine release.

    in the quiet dribble of this intimate rebellion, there exists a neat elegance—a dignity that transcends both the banality of bodily functions and the opulence of human excess, and elevates them to the realm of the sublime. for within the sink-piss lies but a kernel, and yet a testament to the ironic intensity of the human spirit, a reminder to the lost of the beauty of the other.

    keep pissing, and may your streams be strong 🙏

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  • Bruh

    "Hey man, can I get a hand with this real quick?"

    Everything traditionally regarded as typical about James' posture, followed by his gait, followed by his usual diction and within reason his voice, would become deliberately unaltered within roughly the same duration occupied by the question in asking.

    He somehow rose to an even taller stature than Mohammad could recall having observed anytime prior, before instantly walking with an efficiency that appeared swift visually—albeit at a measurably slow rate of travel, in fact comically so, and having predetermined both the slow walk and the illusion of speed consciously. He began to close upon his general vicinity, or something approaching that. It was equally as obvious, as every individual detail respecting the inordinately abrasive and functionally instantaneous total abandon of his known self had just become, that he was not approaching Mohammad directly because he didn't want to. It became immediately self evident that the dominant, commanding authority, the unmodified presence of whom proved sufficient for the consumption of all attention made available to him, was James. The "James," with whom anyone then familiar to both Mohammad and James was familiar as well, was born from an exhaustive alternate persona of James' own design and the performance of its intended function. "James" did not actually exist.

    All the while directing his gaze, continually, to the effect that his colleague remained barely outside the fringe of his vision, or barely within the periphery, or call it whatever you will, he… eventually… stood somewhat close. Within a single digit matter of seconds, James had effectively conveyed his true demeanor by demonstration. His overall physical presence, behavior, or what have you, had for all practical purposes been revealed as they were meant to be, at long last; his real character having been exposed, of his own volition, in the form of coherent analogy to some character embodied by some bad guy in some cartoon; his paces meeting the floor as menacingly as he knew how, and to that end, commiting adequate bodyweight to each step as slowly as he knew how to walk without standing still, simply because that's how the real James actually walked; the sundry of other minute details that wouldn't necessarily mean anything without supporting the rest of the act that's not an act… The assumption of the role of himself properly, regarded as a whole, served to facilitate the animation of the real cartoon villain James in all three directions through space. It was almost as if he were building a nearly self-aware level of suspense, just for maximum irony, only for the hyperbole of tension amassed to have set up no payoff at all climactic; just so he could finally deliver some theoretically eye-roll inducing monologue outside all existing context, just to describe his own relevance to the plot almost literally through exposition ostensibly unwarranted. No matter how much it may have appeared that way, however, I'm quite afraid that the twist is that there is no twist because, uh, yeah: that is exactly what happened.

    "Before either of us say anything else, I'm going to lay down a very specific set of ground rules that shall, beginning this instant and withstanding incessantly for as long as time should persist, usurp all accountability and oversight but their own—not only on principle, but more importantly because they have to if only as a technical matter. The conditions I hold imperative are as follows: that we, including you and also including me, are to actively avoid the violation of anyone's privacy to the extent that's realistically feasible—again, not only on principle, but more importantly because we have to if only as a technical matter. Moreover, it should further stand to reason that neither of us, to the exclusion of both you and me, are ever at liberty to affect anyone and/or anything, in any way illegal under normal circumstances, unless and until said person and/or the owner of said property shall have explicitly requested execution according to such procedure, and particularly described the intended result thereof with a level of precision that is objectively reasonable given the nature of said request, and likewise the exact methodologies requested for the production of said outcome, and so on and so forth, and whatnot. Are all of the aforementioned conditions heard, and understood, and acknowledged, and mutually agreed upon without room for exception …Mr. Wang?"

    Mohammad paused for just long enough, while simultaneously not pausing for too long by any means, in order for the total length of his pause to subsequently deliver his response behind the closest thing humanly attainable to perfection in terms of comedic timing. He then said—at an amplitude subjectively perceived by the listener as roughly half-way between that of screaming most highly corrosive against basic sanity, and that of whispering barely intelligible—and with no tone whatsoever, and without so much as an inflection that would've meant something in a conventional sense…

    "Bruh."

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  • STOP PUTTING, a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION

    STOP PUTTING, a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION. It absolutely INFURIATES me when a person ONLINE places a SPACE before an EXCLAMATION MARK. When I see this I absolutely LOSE it, and my DOG starts FLIPPING like JOHN WILLY. Did you know his name is really Zachary? What a good dog. But that’s beside the POINT. I become so MAD and FRUSTERATED when someone MISPLACES a SPACE before their PUNCTUATION. Don’t even get me STARTED on when PEOPLE start EVERY WORD with a CAPITAL LETTER. It is a WASTE of TIME. It is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE when someone does not TYPE A SENTENCE using PROPER GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS. Whenever I see a person typing in ALL LOWERCASE with NO PERIODS I will TRACK THEM DOWN and make them CORRECT their message. It’s also PAINFUL when people MISUSE emojis. The SKULL EMOJI is what you use when you represent a DEAD PERSON, NOT your horrible sense of HUMOUR. The laughing emoji signifies your ACTUAL LAUGH and should NOT be used SARCASTICALLY. FURTHERMORE, it makes me so SICK and TIRED when someone uses the NERD emoji to POKE FUN at an INANIMATE OBJECT. The nerd is meant to represent a PERSON. Pineapple should NEVER go on pizza regardless of WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHY, HOW, AEIOU AND SOMETIMES WHY, YOU ARE. McDonald’s has EVERY RIGHT to put MORE KETCHUP on my CHICKEN SANDWICH, butt the REFUSE TO DO IT. MY firstborn son is going through his MINECRAFT PHASE, and when he ASKED ME TO BUY MERCHANDISE, he didn’t use PROPER MANNERS. This absolutely INFURIATES ME and the PRICE OF THIS should also be lowered to accommodate to MY NEEDS and MY financial situation.

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  • "How dare you downvote me"

    By the way, did you just downvote my fucking comment before replying to me? That's like shoving me before asking if I have a problem. What the fuck is wrong with you? You really think that's acceptable behavior just because you're on the internet?

    You shouldn't even be allowed to downvote a comment, there should be some sort of basic intelligence test in order to downvote otherwise all you can do is upvote like a happy idiot. How fucking dare you downvote me and then talk to me after like you're actually human and not some scum percolating in the tubes of some septic system. Just because you are semi-literate doesn't mean you even understand what is happening in the world around you yet here you are downvoting me as though you are anywhere near my level of intellect and superior understanding of the issues you know nothing about. HOW DARE YOU DOWNVOTE ME.

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  • French language

    "Je voudrais un baguette" I once asked in a parisian boulangerie. I don't think anyone has looked at me with the same level of disgust before as the older lady selling the breads.

    "Voilà, une baguette.", the "une" flying through me like an icicle.

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  • Best Scam Email Grammar

    I am instructed to inform you of your appointment as the funds administrator to your deceased relative estate. Kindly indicate your acceptance by providing your current Address & Direct Phone Number for immediate processing of the funds release to your control via the deceased bank directly.

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  • Interesting

    cross-posted from: https://alien.top/post/75710

    > when it comes to chicken nuggets the mods here react sort of quickly, > > but when its about someone selling their used graphics card, or to get feedback on their purchased server rack, or on the tattoo they just got, oror someone wanting to admire others to admire their hardware rack, or chunk full of scam posts, or someone begging for someone elses credit card to open a oracle cloud account... > > then it takes them forever... > > maybe one single active mod is not enough for a subreddit of this size? and that one single mod obviously needs some time off, and some time to sleep etc. A sub of this size and coverage should have atleast 10+ active mods to cover all timezones and work schedules. > > But who gives a fuck right. Lets enjoy the next post about "i need to drive my grandma to the hospital, and to get there i need to use GPS, so tell me server hardware to buy, so that i can run some selfhosted software on that to calculate my route to the hospital! obviously this belongs here!" And dont forget the daily "what is the best Google Photos alternative??" and "how can i access my services from outside my network?" posts... all those that have been asked and answered so many times already before,and nothing has changed since then. And there even is a rule about these lazy posts but when has that rule ever been used? Never i woudl claim. Mods dont give a fuck so why should users give any fuck? Sub is going downrill at huge speed, gg. And its already too late to change anything. > > > RIP

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  • I broke up with my roblox girlfriend today

    I was in a house in brookhaven and my girlfriend joined. I invited her to my house. We flirted with each other in bed and generally just had a nice chat until all of a sudden this bitch breaks into our house. Her name was Jessica. I yelled at her to get the fuck out of our house but she calls me daddy and asks if I'll give her a donation in pls donate. At this point I'm confused as fuck and so is my girlfriend, so me and my girlfriend once again tell her to leave but she just dawdled in front of our bed. Me, annoyed as fuck, decided to tell her that I'll give her a donation if she leaves (obviously this was a lie and I just wanted her to get the fuck out). As she continues to dawdle, my girlfriend gets pissed at me and I don't know why. That is until she started to rant about the fact that I never give her robux. She starts crying (in real life I think) and claims that I hardly spend time with her and that BedWars and Arsenal with friends is more important to me than her. She starts ranting about the fact that I never give her robux despite the fact that I'm rich yet I'm willing to give robux to some random ass stranger invading our house. I told her that I was lying and that I wasn't gonna give Jessica shit and just wanted her to leave, but she didn't really seem to buy it and she was incredibly pissed and angry. She left the game and I was just sitting in front of Jessica feeling guilty. I didn't know who was in the right here and I left before Jessica could say anything. I was gonna talk to my girlfriend and try to fix things up, but it was at that moment I realized she had unfriended me. I didn't know what to do. I tried adding her on roblox but she never accepted my request. I tried using SearchBlox to reach out to her but it didn't work. Nothing worked. I had lost my girlfriend I had been with for nearly 4 years. Sarah, if you're reading this, please reach out to me. I promise I can fix things up.

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  • Do not join the ISF clan

    About my former clan, ISF, I have to say something about it, considering this is absolutely disgusting- I don't even know what to say anymore. It started an unknown date. The staff members started a group chat on very sus things. I cannot show the screenshots due to the rules here. Nicole, aka JoseFinaNicole, Started clipping things- and considering that she sent it to the official ISF discord server, I'll say something- all of the ISF staff members know each other IRL. I think Nicole posted these screenshots mainly because that the server is no longer active, along with igc, chat, and mostly, partnerships. This is the reason why I moved along to other ingame clans- such as pvpz and ISC. Yes, I'm talking about Immortals Sapphire clan. The leaders, Allan and Dino (formerly DinoBeast), let's just say they sound 100% underaged, considering it is confirmed by several members that left the server (and I've heard Dino's voice before). You can ask me more about why this clan is going to be APEX 2.0, but way worse, in my dms. 75% of the staff members are either disgusting OR racist, considering Dino said the n-word in the groupchat several times, but if he's black, I can understand why he say it a lot. I can't do this anymore. The only friendly staff members that are actually friendly to me is literally Nicole and Sed. Whatever you do- Do not join immortal sapphires clan. PLEASE don't. You'll thank me later. BRO. I'M SERIOUS. ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. THEY TALK ABOUT SEX ON THE GC SEVERAL TIMES, WAY WORSE.. and they have "harassed" the pvpz clan on their server. ISF decided to mass ban me, Kittynotfoundd and several Pvpz members off the server. First of all. We talked about this. They started harassment against me and the pvpz community. For a former ISF member, I am honestly.. disappointed. Allan, is Underaged. nicole have several screenshots proving that he's born in 2010. Dino, can also be considered underaged, considering his voice sounds 9. Panik (or kittynotfoundd), told me to write this essay. As mentioned, ban waves, toxicity, disgusting content aka nsfw and sexual content, do not join ISF. Thanks for understanding. As for my response to dino, dino, I don't understand your point. I can agree that you aren't underaged, so as allan, but you really want to beef the pvpz community for saying something that's literally the truth? Makes no sense to me. I'm wrong about underaged, the gc and some others, but half of the informations are true- NSFW content and toxicity. Even if I say NSFW content, I do not mean what I usually say and I don't even know what I'm even talking about 85% of the time. I can be toxic, but 75% of the toxic things I say are literally due to the ISF server. I'm the one who literally revives your chat 24/7. Next, we have to talk about the bans. I requested the ban due to the fact that the server is gonna get raided after I posted the ISF post, and honestly, I was right. Allan did me a big favor, and ended up saving my notifications. (Thanks, allan.) Third of all, I have the rights to say anything I want about ISF, from good, mid, to bad. You threatened the pvpz community that if I made another fandom post about ISF again, you'll "beef" us, which "ruins" the pvpz server. What are you gonna do, nuke the server? You're literally making no sense. Fourth, your staff members didn't give a crap about the server raid yesterday, except corrupt, which means you're making a mod doing their job too seriously, they literally wanna quit. Hechhog, never gave a crap about it, and a few other staff members. Lastly, Jey is banned due to false informations. He helped you.. He never gonna give a crap about you again. You just hire staff members that are literally active, like nicole. And when she left ISF entirely, sed did the same thing, but still have mod access, since corrupt gave him one more chance. You literally faked your events, kit giveaways (since allan never gave me a kit after I won a match, and that was 2 months ago..), and more. This is just a warning, I can do much worse than this. Thank you.

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  • Caught in 4k

    Caught in 4k UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven

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  • Touching Grass

    Yeah, I’ve touched grass; it was icky. There was dirt, and bugs, and pollen, and bacteria, and the sun was too hot, and the air was too humid, and I was feeling itchy, sore, achy, and tired the WHOLE TIME - there’s only ONE letter of difference between “Grass” and “Gross” and I NO LONGER THINK THAT’S PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

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  • All You Can Eat Sushi

    I went with my Vietnamese colleague to an all you can eat sushi place in Savannah after we spent two weeks doing hurricane response when I was still in the Coast Guard. This dude ate 32 rolls of sushi, and the old lady running the place loved him. At a certain point, I think she just wanted to see how many it would take before he tapped out. I think I ate ten or twelve rolls, and just sat there in awe while the dude just kept shoveling food into his mouth. To be fair, we’d been working 20 hour days for two weeks and the ship was running out of food before we pulled into port.

    Later on, found out that same dude cheated on his wife, then found out his wife was pregnant, they tried to work it out, she had a miscarriage, and he filed for divorce two weeks later. Fun times

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  • caught you lacking

    Caught you lacking in 32K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House.

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  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

    I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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  • So ur with ur honey and

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  • Own a musket for home defense

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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  • Letter of Complaint to Ea Nasir

    Tell Ea-Nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

    "When you came, you said to me: “I will give fine quality copper ingots." You left, but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger and said:

    “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!”

    What do you take me for that you treat me with such contempt? How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; It is now up to you to restore to me in full. Take notice that I will not accept any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall select and take the ingots individually in my yard and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”

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