Ausome Memes
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When you try to be social and casually contribute to a conversation
Illustration by Igor Oleynikov, for the story “The Boy and the Pooka”.
The story is from a collection in the book "The King with Horse’s Ears and Other Irish Folktales", retold by Batt Burns.
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Having to go to an unexpected meeting really messes with the flow of your whole day.
cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/17832746
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When people get upset immediately after I try to clear up a social situation
Caption: Oh no, I just directly pointed out the elephant in the room
Image: Homer Simpson backing into a hedge to hide
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When I go to a party to find a friend
Caption:
- [Image] Below: A stranger at a partly looks at me like that
- Me: Ooh, maybe they're like me ♾️!
Image: 2 panels. 1st panel is a puppet facing to your right but side-eying you with a blank facial expression. 2nd panel is the same puppet looking straight forward with the same facial expression.
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Better than crack
Image: Crack-addicted fictional character Tyrone Biggums scratching his neck.
Caption: > Someone gives you a hug and says they appreciate how blunt and honest you are > > Y'all got anymore of that validation?
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When someone whispers 's' sounds to me
Image: 2 panel meme. Top half is a mouth whispering into an ear. Bottom half is a close up someone's skin with goosebumps.
Caption: Ssssneaky sssnakesss ssslithering sssslowly sssouth towardsss sssskittlesss
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The helpful truth teller
Image: 4 panel comic of a business meeting.
Panel 1: Boss asks, "How are you?"
Panel 2: 1st man says, "Good!" Woman asks, "How are you?" 2nd man says, "Tired. Also, she didn't answer your question."
Panel 3: Boss is upset while 2nd man is relaxing head on hand.
Panel 4: 2nd man has been thrown out of a high-story window.
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I think she's the one
Image: 4 panels, each of Vince McMahon increasingly excited
Captions by panel:
- She says she doesn't like to go out much
- Prefers to stay home and watch TV quietly with a soft blanket
- Mostly informational program
- Especially "How Things Are Made"
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Break a leg
Caption: When my dance coach wishes me good luck on the performance but I don't understand idioms
Image: Befuddled Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants
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Asking your friend to chill at their place
Caption: can I come over and stare at you like this
Image: Old painting that is a portrait. The subject is wearing a dark brown suit and tie. The head and face is that of a frog with wide pupils and a serious face.
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I don't like to identify in general
Caption: > "tell me about yourself!" > > me trying to remember who i am and what i like
Image: Face and neck of a simple stick figure drawing. The face appears to be looking down and thinking. There is a loading symbol on their forehead with "loading..." written underneath it.
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The feeling of styrofoam rubbing noise
Caption:
> Styrofoam: makes that sound
Image: Comic of man on hands and knees in an empty room with a window. The image has bunches of pixelated distortion throughout the edges of the man, window and corner.
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I've learned to always say I'm busy
Caption:
> "Are you busy?" > > "No" > > *incoming call
Image: Two panel comic of Pepe Frog. First panel is him with his hands on his face. Second panel is him pulling his lower eyelids down awfully far.
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Sorry if I look distracted while walking
Image: Man walking outside and looking down on wide tile sidewalk.
Caption: > Me: I'm a mature adult > > Also me: I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die.
