Does adding a second head to the mix do anything to help the ratio?

Disagree. That is not a length to be wearing panties. Free and breezy wins the day there. Especially on first days. Gotta own the environment from day one.

Distracted me from the nice heels!

Too big for what? Looks right sized to be appreciated!

Hooray! We all missed your face around here.

Grew them yourself? Then I see no reason to mess with your body's perfection.

Sounds like a collaboration is in order!

I bet they do. I'd be happy to be the warden of boob jail doing the punishing.

Helloooo, why ever put the girls in boob jail? Seems like cruel and unusual punishment for everyone!

Neckline, neckline... What neckline?