Thanks for reminding me of that song

Possibly 'get the fuck outta here'

You couldnt make back to the future today because their future is already in our past, their future (2015) is already 9 years ago now

Ar least we know what he'll be doing when they eventually get married

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

2 options. 1: if possible get a dog door so that your pets can at least get outside in case something happens, become friebdly with your neighbors so they might notice any abnormalities, set up a truat fund for them (like thar lady in the aristocats) 2. Dont outlive your wife

Right how dare he LIE I for one have NEVER lied in my life

Im cutious how much lower the ocean's water level would be t fill in for the missing land because thats a lot of cubic volume and what impact that might have on further revealing existing land due to the lower water levels

You should ask your TSA agent the next time youre at an american airport

Here's what to do if you see someone sleeping on a bench or in a park: mind your fucken business, unless some is dying or being actively hurt mind your fucken business

Time travel to 12 hours ago so I can get more sleep

I dont think hes going to pay you back at this point

"From up here you can see the four states that boarder Springfield. Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky"

Nice try tankie Biden is still less embarassing than trump was

Thanks!

I use AO3 daily but wish there was a way to set tag preferences for the whole site so I dont have to manually filter out smut and rape

I prefered the gamecube version over the switch version because I cant run and spray at the same time. The gamecube had analog L and R buttons and the switch has digital so theres no gradual on/off its just "oh you want to spray then no moving for you" and I lasted all of 20 minutes on the switch version

I read that its more accurate to say "child sexual abuse material" than child porn because it carries the message of just how bad the stuff is better than just calling it porn and it sounds more professional

I bought my current car, an '08, for $7000 in 2014. I paid it off in 2017 and havent had a car payment in years, its been a dream. I get car envy and fantisize about buying a new car but then i look at the prices and im content with currently paying $0 a month