So this must be what having a stroke feels like.

Imagine not having double-paned tilt turn windows.

You know what, they can even shove fentanyl in there, as long as I get my pinoli and parmigiano I'm game.

I wish I could share your confidence, but it's surprising how eager the average person is to let garbage be shoved down their throat before they're willing to change their habits. Just look at twitter, a complete dumpster fire that still has a huge amount of traffic. I'm willing to bet the large majority of those who simply browse reddit doesn't really care about the whole API shitshow, hell they were probably already using the official app in the first place.