I saw that Clark County leaned No by a single vote. Wild. Some counties, like Medina and Lake, surprised me, and driving through Wood and Ottawa Counties last week, I had assumed they’d have loudly voted Yes, but I am pleasantly surprised with them too.

No way is “the moon landing was faked” cooler than the fact humans walked on the moon 1961.

Are you starting a new conspiracy theory?

Helpful in showing people that the vast sea of red in the 2016 county-level electoral map doesn't mean it was in any way a blowout

I signed up for the beta back in June but nothing ever came of it. Do I just need to keep waiting?

[edit] never mind, I figured things out

While I've heard variations, like "breet" and "gggweh", they are basically the same

Honestly, I don't even care if that's the case. Cars are becoming more like living rooms on wheels and less engaging overall (less about driving and more about being driven), so I don't even care what I drive when the time comes, so long as it isn't a piece of garbage with a shoddily-built interior. Hell, I'd rather just not have a car at all at that point, but we don't have the infrastructure here (in the US) for that.

How does any of this not violate the first amendment?

Is this from The Abominable Charles Christopher?

Nah, someone finally found one of his phylacteries but he’s got like six more

Thots and playas. I think he’d really appreciate that

It's bad enough dealing with crippling depression in a small town, where everyone's going to tell you that A: your condition is a moral failure rather than an illness with physiological underpinnings, B: religion is the answer to your condition, C: (for males, anyway) your condition makes you weak and effeminate, or D: a combination of the above or more likely all of them. Adding those things on top of it is a recipe for suicide.

Oh, I remember this optical illusion from when I was a kid

This could still be an Ohio meme

This one was one of my favorites

A conversation with Bobby Newport

That sucks, sorry to hear it. My mom, of all people, who I don’t think has ever voted, asked me the other day if I was going to vote no on issue 1 in the upcoming special election in Ohio, in which a yes vote would prevent a ballot issue protecting women’s reproductive rights from being up for the vote in November. It’s gotten bad enough here that she is going to vote. There’s a red line for everyone, maybe you need to help yours find it.

None, because you’re too busy gasping desperately for air

Adventure Bay is corrupt as hell. They spent millions to replace all emergency services with.. a kid with some puppies and a goddamn semi? And how many times have they had to rescue the mayor’s fucking chicken? How much has that cost the citizens?

And it’s banned, I see

Been checking my email a lot more often these days