This really needs to be redone by Key & Peele's anger translator

I had crooks (what we call fake Crocs) for a long time, then I bought the reals. Huge difference, will never go back

This is a perfect explanation of what it feels like

I have these too, I call them my zombie lilies. Mine are already done blooming tho :(

My city had a drone show this year and it kinda sucked. I probably won't go again

Does this mean that you did dress like this in the 90s?

Ave Satanas

How do we get the maga folks to believe they need to make a pilgrimage to the middle of Arizona?

Why couldn't covid kill all these stupid hateful people off???

United Scams of America

IT Business Analyst

Look at that bum bum

Can we add UTI's?

What?!?!?! I have a full back piece and several other tattoos and the do in fact hurt like a mother fucker

Otter Tormenting Team Eating Rebels

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

Birds aren't real

Shhhh

Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy

God dammit