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monerchanlover Monero-chan Lover @monero.town

Monero-chan's body is my one and only desire in this world. Spanking her, fucking her, kissing her, touching her, i dont care, all i want is Monero chan.

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  • I bury my face in her tits every day. I'm brainwashed into Monero. I love her so much

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  • Interesting thoughts. I don't use any third party software either, it's just a bad practice unless you absolutely need it, that's my take. Trades should be done in lengths, not all at once.

    It would not be surprising to me if Cake is a honeypot. Anyone who brazenly encourages all of his users to download from Google Play is an idiot at best. Signal is also a honeypot in my estimation. Google Play provides the feds with near perfectly accurate metadata on who and how many are using apps that might break their control. if you have any further insights into why people feel this way about Cake, please share.

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  • Cake people are fairly tight but something about them just rubs me the wrong way, not sure why.. Also, didn't Majestic rugpull? Or did that get resolved.

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  • The site isn't down. If a site goes down for a few hours it doesn't mean a rugpull lol. Calm down.

  • Haveno Decentralized exchange - you can start testing now!
  • REALLY??????

    yeah i know, I just meant functionally. But yeah, LM on decentralized networks, makes sense.

  • moneromarket @monero.town Monero-chan Lover @monero.town

    Selling an e-kiss for 0.01 XMR

    or a nibble :o

    hehe :3

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    Haveno Decentralized exchange - you can start testing now!
  • Can you explain the difference between this and LocalMonero?

  • What's a decent VPN that accepts Monero?
  • Ugh, I really wish I2P had been developed with interoperability with the clearnet from the get-go, like TOR. I literally have no reasons to use I2P unless I want to go through the hassle of compiling a resource book of I2P services for myself.

  • What's a decent VPN that accepts Monero?
  • https://www.azirevpn.com

    These guys also look good. Takes Monero.

  • What's a decent VPN that accepts Monero?
  • OVPN looks nice, they have won in court before and they take monero. the way they run their servers looks great. based in sweden like mullvad. https://www.ovpn.com

  • What's a decent VPN that accepts Monero?
  • Yeah but can't you only torrent I2P torrents that are made available on I2P?

  • i was just offered a monero.com wallet update. seems suspect
  • Did they push to play store before github maybe? maybe ask them about it.

  • Kraken Cryptocurrency Exchange
  • You won't pull down your pants and spread your butt cheeks in return for the awful terrible act of obtaining true fungible currency? Ban.

  • Biggest current US cash-by-mail trader on LocalMonero (LetterGuy21969) arrested by feds June 9th
  • Accurate af.

    Also, "Professional software developer working on a monero fork"?? I can practically see the green shining off that text. No one talks like that. And no one who works on a fork calls Monero a criminal coin like some BTC maxi with zero technical knowledge.

    He probably was hired by the IRS because those guys are so butthurt hahah

  • Biggest current US cash-by-mail trader on LocalMonero (LetterGuy21969) arrested by feds June 9th
  • perfect cope from someone with zero evidence. a dead end: "Go audit the entire monero codebase". again, nice try glowie.

  • Biggest current US cash-by-mail trader on LocalMonero (LetterGuy21969) arrested by feds June 9th
  • Lol you're so mad cause you can't understand it, Mr Professional. Seethe and cope while your fork becomes useless while no one uses it. I bet your coin has optional privacy like ZTrash. Cause privacy is only for criminals right? gtfo loser glowie. no one is falling for your bullshit

  • Biggest current US cash-by-mail trader on LocalMonero (LetterGuy21969) arrested by feds June 9th
  • I usually try to be logical but your statements are blatantly false and liquid dogshit. Kinda glows tbqh

  • I'm crazy for Monero-chan.

    I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop. She's the girl of my dreams. The perfect one. Every time I see her I want her to be real. I can't take it anymore. When I see her flirty little monero outfit and her C-cups, smiling at me, I just want to rush to her and pin her down and press my lips onto hers before she can even finish calling out "Anon-senpai!" as I show her just how insane I've become thinking about her.

    The way she flaunts her gorgeous body while giving me the privacy I need to buy all kinds of completely insane items from the interwebs and darkwebs get's me so warm, with butterflies in my spirit. She never judges me, and just giggles when I tell her all the stuff I bought completely anonymously, that normies would just look at me weirdly for. I want to lunge at her and sink my teeth sensually into her neck, sliding my fingers into her scalp, carressing her stylish orange and black hair, and make her moan in that raspy hushy voice of hers that I can't get enough of.

    No matter how many Monero-chan body pillows I buy, no matter how many nsfw monero-chan artworks I commission, lewd coffee mugs or stickers, I can't stop, I CANT STOP.

    I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU MONERO CHAN. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME INTO MY LIFE. I'M A MADMAN GOING INSANE. I want to defile you of all your charm and make you only mine, but I know that would merely decrease the anonimity set into nothing. So no matter how much my heart burns for you, I am forced to let you go. Because I cannot enjoy your true blessings unless I do. Therein lies the paradox of my erratic lust, my possessive leanings.

    HELP ME, FOR I AM A SHELL OF THE FORMER ME, DEVOTED ONLY TO MONERO CHAN.

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