And that’s the small keyboard, too. An extended keyboard, with a number pad and the extra cursor movement keys, is $129.

Trump was right about one thing, we are a nation in decline, but it’s not for the reasons he’s claiming.

Counter argument: Geordi’s in a gold admiral’s uniform.

Yakuza maps have never been particularly huge. Even in the most recent game, the new map is maybe on the scale of GTA III or Vice City. Still, they manage to pack 15-20 minigames into each game’s word map, some of which involve driving or riding around the map, plus the inevitable scavenger hunts and hidden collectibles.

That is the exact same footprint as my steel factory, yours just has walls. Mine’s a mostly floating stack of floors. I have to bring in concrete from quite a ways away, due to using pipe, beam, and heavy frame alt recipes that all consume a lot of it.

Ok, and what do you think the memory managers were written in?

The younger age brackets broke slightly in favor of Harris. It was the folks between mid-life crisis and retirement that broke hard for Trump.

After the leaves fall off the trees, before they’re covered in snow.

Nice. We’re well into stick season in northern New England.

I do not like where that recoil is going to go.

He went through four chiefs of staff in four years last time. How many do you think this time around, more or less?

The poll worker or their family could have also been injured or killed in a police raid. They were basically SWATed via mail.

What is the problem with violins on television?

On a scale of 1 to 1861, how screwed do you think we are?

Next up: Skyrim. “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

GeForce 256 on my first Windows computer when I went to college. Before that, I was using motherboard graphics on a series of Macs growing up.

That’d be big if it actually pans out. Iowa wasn’t considered a battleground state, so I’m not sure anyone had it worked into a road to 270 model. (Iowa’s six electoral votes, if anyone’s curious.)

“It's not working.”

“...We're both all reversing the polarity.”

“Yes, I know that.”

“There's two four of us. I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back again. We're confusing the polarity!”

Wouldn’t it be more energy efficient to just electrify the line rather than charging & hauling around batteries? The technology has been around since *checks notes* the late 1800s.

At what point does the judge start a contempt hearing for failing to comply with court orders?