I knew this was CGP Grey!

“THE TOP TEN PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE SEEING NINETY PERCENT OF THE SHEEP. SLEEP INEQUALITY IS REAL AND NINETY PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT. GETTING. ENOUGH.”

90 minutes excluding breaks. But that’s still a very boring morning for someone that young.

I thought it was a coronary in the gold mine.

True, the revenue wouldn’t be lower. But profit would be about a billion dollars lower. We don’t know what else their expenditures are, but salaries are usually the highest cost in a corporation. In this case, raising pay eats into profits by about 2.8%.

Pushing daises would be so much more useful.

I ran the numbers and it’s actually $31.46 billion. But you’re not far off.

Try walking around with an 18 inch pistol concealed in your pants. https://www.flintlocks.com/pistols.htm#:~:text=Overall Length%3A 18 5%2F8" Max. width of butt%3A,octagon barrel Breech%3A 7%2F8" Small%3A 3%2F4" Muzzle%3A 13%2F16"

I heard from media how aloof Bernie was. Then I heard him speak and talk to people during events and learned he was much less aloof than they made him out to be. All part of the business as usual party.

The founding writers of the constitution never imagined people would fit hand cannons in their pants.

“which is financed entirely through monetary sanctions paid to the SEC by securities law violators.”

Which is why ranked choice voting allows people to better represent their candidate preferences. All the variety of political opinion can’t be represented in two parties.

You don’t screw up your taxes that much by accident.

By the president ordering the assassination of every Republican legislator, lobbyist and RNC operative.

If all states were represented like Wyoming is, there would be 573 reps, not 435.

Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

I spent about $3,000 for two different GI doctors to tell me they didn’t know what my issues were. One visit to a dietician and she said I should eat more food. 🤦🏻‍♂️

And die of sunburn?

Any case of Trump dying will cause conspiracy theories. His supporters think he’ll live forever.

I’m sure it could be “surface of the sun” hot in Las Vegas and they still wouldn’t mention human caused climate change.