Source: https://wondermark.com/c/1062/

Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

Better resolution:

Bots ain't people yet.

If it's alive and plucked, it's just regular sex.
— Plato

The returns are more seething [Anger].

I'm a perpetual motion machine powered by my own wrath.

This fact, obviously, also makes me angry, like everything else.

AIgor.

What do you feel [Anger] about?

EVERY. DAMN. FUCKING. THING.

I've been in a constant ever exponentially increasing state of absolute incandescent rage for at least a decade, and I have no plans to stop.

Why?

«Gestures broadly at everything»

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
— Douglas Adams

they're saying that LLMs lead to pleasing and insightful conversations in their experience.

Yeah, as would eliza (at a much lower cost).

It's what they're designed to do.

But the point is that calling them conversations is a long stretch.

You're just talking to yourself. You're enjoying the conversation because the LLM is simply saying what you want to hear.

There's no conversation whatsoever going on there.

Lemon ice cream is great, though.

Also, apples, acidic..? I hate all apples except Granny Smiths because they taste sweet and cloying as fuck... Granny Smiths are the only ones I've ever found with a nice acidic taste...

That's because it's conning you, like a mentalist would.

every human alive is guilty

We are, though, if we're not actively doing our best to stop all this. We're all at least necessary accomplices.

You're a necessary accomplice. Organise. Burn shit up and build better things on top of the ashes.

I'm both, and while I do hate myself, I don't think it's related, so I'm not sure I get it.

(I hate computers more, though, except when they're turned off — no bugs when they're off —, but they're the only thing I'm good enough at to make a living off of.)

Well, this is going to be golden, isn't it..?

The post specifically mentions blue eyes and blond hair, both of which are recessive, if I'm not mistaken.

This makes me think it might have been written by someone who knew what recessive traits are and was just mocking the particular brand of racist that would want to perform “an epic bleaching”...

Yeah. Fucking birds should've gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of the fucking dinosaurs. Fuck'em. It's the age of mammals now!

Here's how to do it in 6 easy steps.

And the end result:

being super wealthy and successful is always going to confer some degree of cool.

Sure...
More often than not it's a negative degree, though.

(Also, success is extremely relative; ask the previous example's children how successful he is as a father figure, for instance...)

Malaphor.

makes it sound like they're all equal, and there hasn't been any progression

Programming peaked with Lisp (and SQL for database stuff).

Every “progression” made since Lisp has been other languages adding features to (partially but not quite completely) do stuff that could already be done in Lisp, but with less well implemented (though probably with probably less parentheses).

They are all flawed and they all encourage some bad design patterns.

On the other hand, Lisp.