Ok, ok, I'll do it right now.

The death was a gift from Eru to humans, like the immortality was to elves. It's Melkor's mischiefs, why we do fear it. (Source: elven stories.)

Circa once a week.
Also, I've lost The Game.

If anybody is going to use this, please mind about non-natives, who may just don't understand you. As for me, the sdrawkcab noitullos dluow krow retteb (but is also easierly countered if it becomes a thing).

Just skirts. To get a kilt would be somehow difficult for me & it's not something I would really want, so...

Můžeš zkusit nějaký jiný druh divoké růže, např. růže galská (róża francuska) - dorůstá menší výšky.

I'm a man and wear a skirt, that's not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It's such a great feeling!