ever wish you were a tractor acre?

I wish I wasn’t so fond the couple times I’ve been unsure of what’s going on. I just don’t want to be in control.

I admire you

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

This doesn’t happen to me often enough

I can’t get this off my mind. I need to get railed in a pickup bed so bad.

This is already like a not-as-hot-as-you pic

Wait you can what??? Wow

The only time I was in a union, my union rep caught me sucking someone off. It took a couple seconds of him watching before he said sorry and backed out of the break room. Hey Chuck!

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Looks like Joe Hardworker and Matt Muck?

This is fucking spectacular. So fucking hot.

Editing to add a heads up. This post was reported as “Spam or Abuse” twice:

1. anonymously
2. by me, the poster, also a mod of this community, but accidentally

This post is not spam or abuse, but I take reports seriously.

And they’re getting more popular

Yes please 🖐️

I’m jealous of women who can resemble cows and get mounted by you

On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.

Cow’d make me giggle. Bitch, mare, spermbank, and used-condom dump are better for the task.

Or maybe stag?

This is intoxicating information. I’d like to see some footage to understand all the differences. 😋