Calling the cops when you have a problem is a great way to have two problems.

Where's the goddamn water slide?

Of course not. In the US, you have the freedom to choose how you worship the One True Religion™.

Clearly it's a function of |y|.

We've finally discovered a solution to climate change that Republicans can get on board with.

If your mascots aren't horrifying, can you really even call yourself family-friendly?

Adding to this, AWD gives people a false sense of security and often leads to riskier driving behavior. It's just like you said, there is absolutely no substitute for knowing how to handle difficult road conditions, anything that extends your confidence beyond your ability is dangerous.

I enjoyed Bullet Train and Equilibrium.

A much harder stipulation is that it needs to be below a 60% audience score, too. I haven't found any there, yet, but it feels like it's more in line with the idea that the movie needs to be unpopular.

Always relevant whenever this monster is mentioned:

"Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević."

• Anthony Bourdain

Never commit more than two crimes at a time unless they're fucking rad.

My wife and I have already moved our prescriptions away from Walgreens and we never set foot in their stores over their repeated history of bullshit like this. I highly recommend everyone do the same because this is far from an isolated incident.

This is going to give Ukraine a lot of breathing room. Not only does it take Wagner Group out of the picture, but Putin is going to bed to devote already thinly stretched military resources to try and contain a coup.

Long-term, this could be troubling. As fascist as Putin is, Prigozhin is a straight up Nazi. Russia somehow pushing even further to the right is a scary thought. Hopefully Prigozhin and Putin soften each other up enough to allow more progressive elements to consolidate power, but I'm not holding my breath.

Unfortunately, their older brother has dibs on the good controller.

Same here! I don't know how many hours I spent unlocking every last secret in that game and there were so, so many.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Linking something like this to bank accounts seems incredibly classist.

I also use this for my stuff. I don't have too open any inbound ports at all or worry about the fact that I'm on a dynamic IP, I just access things over my local IPs / hostnames as though I'm on my home LAN.

I sure hope the sub is okay.

Chips Deluxen't.

Salt and anything sweet. Salt is a flavor enhancer and can make sweet flavors pop even more.