Sad days, friends. Sad days, indeed.

<Bone Thugs N’ Harmony singing Crossroads intensifies>

How / where does one even add a second account? I’m logged into my primary account, but can’t find a way to add a secondary one…? On the profiles tab, the only account thing I can do is delete / change the password - I can’t seem edit the username or instance. I’m sure it’s user error in my part… thanks.