Well what do you do for fun, asshole?

Copy that, ghost rider. That's my bad.

Ever heard of TV?

Kodama pickles.

You could be right for all I know, but only assholes begin their statements by saying "news flash".

Keep working at it and I know you can be a bigholder some day, champ.

"Can't afford no liberals in times like these."

It's not the right way to do it, in the US or anywhere else. British pounds, Chinese yuan, Japanese yen, it's pretty universal. I don't know where you got the idea that it's exclusively a US thing cuz it's definitely not.

This is a stupid take. The dollar symbol is not a part of speech so it doesn't conform to grammatical rules. You could write it as you speak it if you want, but it would be wrong and you'd look stupid doing it.

Not without a warrant, bitch.

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Diddlin' Daddy never goes out of style.

Cheese

I'd take Robin Hood over the pope any day.

I wish a motherfucker would.

I didn't know Bungie had a patent on space and triangles.

And let's be honest, they can't understand why.

Well, this just confirms what I knew all along: I'm nobody.

I'm from a long line of PBR myself.

But it shouldn't.