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fathermcgruder π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

dad; mechanical engineer

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PSA: All deer are not deer.

PSA: All deer are not deer.

I mean seriously just look at them. They're all weird and creepy and something is always at least little bit off from what you would expect a deer to look like. Don't let your guard down around the seemingly innocuous deer you've gotten used to in your back yard.

Photo source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Albany/s/4aDkBOk25j

\#deer #NotDeer #cryptid

@cryptidlore

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New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:
  • @hitmyspot @dadsplain I think that is kind of what we've been doing. I didn't know it was a named method. We don't force her to finish her meals completely. She just needs some encouragement to improve the vegetable variety in her diet.

  • New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:
  • @threeduck @dadsplain That is still kind of my instinct, but my daughter's pickiness got to the point that it affected her health. Fortunately, we've made enough progress over the past few years that that problem is behind us. Now we're just working on variety. We're not forcing her to clean her plate. She just needs some encouragement and light pressure to figure out how to enjoy more than one type of vegetable.

  • New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:

    New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:

    I put all the music on my phone on random and whenever she wants me to skip a song she doesn't like she has to eat some of her veggies first.

    \#parenting

    @dadsplain

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    United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    NY Gov Hochul delays controversial NYC congestion pricing plan β€˜indefinitely’.

    NY Gov Hochul delays controversial NYC congestion pricing plan β€˜indefinitely’. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/05/business/ny-gov-hochul-delays-indefinitely-controversial-nyc-congestion-pricing-plan/index.html

    I'm sure lots of revenue will be missed now that NYC congestion tolling has been killed, but was it earmarked for specific mass transit projects or was it just going to be used to hire more cops and whatnot?

    \#NYC #NewJersey #transit

    @usa

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    Is "resting confused face" a thing?
  • @ptz @nostupidquestions Oh no. I don't think I default to the Tucker Carlson confused face, but I'm a little worried that I might. I just signed on to a Teams meeting and my CEO immediately asked me why I looked confused.

  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    Solar project to destroy thousands of Joshua trees in the Mojave Desert

    Solar project to destroy thousands of Joshua trees in the Mojave Desert https://ca.news.yahoo.com/solar-project-destroy-thousands-joshua-100000768.html

    It's crazy to me that a destructive photovoltaic solar project like this one is considered reasonable, but a new nuclear power plant within or adjacent to a city is beyond the pale.

    @usa

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    What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?
  • @Kory @asklemmy I'm 38. To me people older than that are objectively older people. I can't think of anyone younger than 45 with whom I've had this problem.

  • What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?
  • @enbyecho @asklemmy Well, geriatric pregnancies start at age 35, so it's really a flexible adjective. If you took it incorrectly, that's on you.

    Based on the mixed responses I'm getting, it is not an established stereotype that older people write emails and text messages poorly. If I knew it was then I wouldn't have asked if others had similar experiences to mine in the first place.

  • What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?
  • @RBWells @asklemmy I had a party at my house and both my mom and my friend, John, came over. They had a conversation in which he told her about a good website for shopping for airline tickets and he emailed her the link. Subsequently, she couldn't find the email, prompting her to ask me via the message I quoted. I didn't know they had that conversation and it seemed like my mom was saying she had actually gone to urgent care.

  • What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?
  • @RBWells @asklemmy Maybe I am missing the joke, but you understand that no one was sick, right? There weren't even any travel plans.

  • What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?
  • @MissJinx @asklemmy I wasn't sure of the right word to use. Geriatric seemed correct enough. To be clear, I don't think there's anything especially wrong or bad about my elders. I just think there might be some kind of technological and cultural collision happening that makes me feel like I'm crazy sometimes.

  • What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

    What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

    Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

    @asklemmy

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    The tardy boys making excellent points on how Biden has co-opted Trump's platform. We're basically in for a third Trump term no matter what.

    The tardy boys making excellent points on how Biden has co-opted Trump's platform. We're basically in for a third Trump term no matter what.

    Trillbilly Worker's Party: Episode 341: Sedition Draft 2024

    Episode webpage: https://soundcloud.com/user-972848621-463073718/episode-341-sedition-draft-2024

    Media file: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1812903990-user-972848621-463073718-episode-341-sedition-draft-2024.mp3

    \#politics #Trump #Biden #election2024

    @crosspost

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    \#StarTrekIRL

    Took my daughter for a blood draw today and we got to use a vein visualization device for the first time. It wasn't this exact model, but it was pretty similar: https://christiemed.com/products/veinviewer-models/veinviewer-vision2/

    Maybe I'm just basic, but I was really impressed. Apparently it uses an infrared camera to see the patient's blood vessels and then it uses a projector to display them on the patient's skin so that the phlebotomist has an easier time finding a good blood vessel. Brilliant!

    @crosspost

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    \#Hydrogen infused water?

    \#Hydrogen infused water?

    I am of course pro #HydrogenEconomy, but this sort of nonsense is just too much.

    \#SnakeOil #CitationNeeded #pseudoscience

    @crosspost

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    Apparently, as far as a 15A circuit breaker is concerned, a paperclip is just another light bulb.

    Apparently, as far as a 15A circuit breaker is concerned, a paperclip is just another light bulb.

    \#diy

    @crosspost

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

    Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

    @crosspost

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    CrimeDad's Crossposts @lemmy.crimedad.work π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    POV: You're a webcam in a bird feeder that has become yet another casualty in the deer war.

    POV: You're a webcam in a bird feeder that has become yet another casualty in the deer war.

    This is what I get, of course, for putting the feeder in a spot that was convenient to refill. The deer have fed from it before without knocking it over, so I suspect that the buck that has been visiting my yard recently is the perpetrator. His stupid antlers probably got hooked onto the feeder or the shepherd's hook and that was that.

    \#bird #killthedeer #pov

    @crosspost

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    FediLore + Fedidrama @lemmy.ca π‚π«π’π¦πžπƒπšπ @jorts.horse

    Are there any lists of high profile Mastodon (ActivityPub) accounts? (Or, have they all been chased away?)

    Are there any lists of high profile Mastodon (ActivityPub) accounts? (Or, have they all been chased away?)

    @fediverselore

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    What's a good torque wrench to get?

    What's a good torque wrench to get?

    I want to replace the spark plugs in my car and I'm apparently going to have to torque them to 30Nm. #diy #tools

    @tools

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    @animals I wonder if they raised the dog like a captive cheetah or if they raised the cheetah like a pet dog.

    @animals I wonder if they raised the dog like a captive cheetah or if they raised the cheetah like a pet dog. https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/583816248575430666

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