Bizzle @lemmy.world Organic weed farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.
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I just got a deep fryer literally two days ago how often should I change the oil?
I'm not scared, it's Deere. Deere spent an ass load of money on stock buybacks and sent our jobs to Mexico so they could make line go up and enrich themselves at the cost of their workforce and product quality. Now instead of paying me $40/hr they can give a Mexican $5 (which I understand isn't even that good in Mexico) and John May can afford caviar and luxury furs for his horses.
Still making record profits though, praise be to Line, the only thing that matters.
I just got laid off so my tractor factory could send my job to Mexico
Fuck NVidia honestly, those guys are chodes anyway.
I'm questioning your commitment to the stockholder
The kind of people who would not vote for Harris because she's a Black woman were already going to vote for Trump.
What if Americans decided to be a little more like the French and instead of just surrendering to the fucking literally swastika waving Nazis we just did the fucking bare minimum and VOTE
But instead we'll get four more years of orange geriatric Hitler because young people won't vote. It would be funny, if it wasn't happening here.
That's a nice looking product dude wow! Do you have a hash pipe?
This smore is an edible lmfao
No kids tonight so me and Mrs Bizzle (or Bizelle, as she hates to be called) made some special s'mores! I think they're 25mg a piece.
My biggest gripe is plant counts. I can grow a plant in a thimble and it counts the same as that big bastard in the middle with a trunk as big as my wrist. Any law with any sort of sense or thought should be about square feet of canopy, not plant counts like wtf
Honestly if I could do it all over I would have started with the fence. But I would have spent my greenhouse budget on it and actually have done it right instead of this pile of wire.
I'm a little nervous I won't be able to get in at harvest time, it's basically Fort Knox
Sure is bro, you can see it on the front right post up near the top 😎
This meets the legal definition of "enclosed, locked space"
After a recent storm demolished my greenhouse, I #BuiltBackBetter with this shitty poultry fence that the previous owner left in my garage. Legally, it's a fence!
Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it'd be more pleasant
That's not a terrible emergency plan honestly
Oh so corporate mind control then. Gotta serve those ads, bro, yes even in the park, how else can we make line go up bro we can't just expect line to go up without any ads bro we can't have people enjoying the park without ads bro PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER!
I think it sucks that nobody here understood this hilarious joke. I've noticed that this kind of dry humor doesn't work on Lemmy, which sucks because I'm hilarious in every other context. I feel for you, dude.
This is my smoke spot for the weekend
Finally got a weekend to ourselves so we came here for our honeymoon and it is ah-mazing. Is Michigan the promised land?
In that fat ass joint is Bizzle's Own Organic Craft Cannabis. It's good, I'm very excited to harvest the rest of my plants in the fall.
One of my plants didn't reveg, what are we thinking for harvest window?
Please forgive my wack ass microscope
Finally starting to reveg
I'm going to chop off about two feet from each of them, even out the canopy a little bit, and then brace for the stretch at the end of June. Also my cover crop looks awesome, it gives the whole greenhouse a real Secret Garden vibe. I pulled a lawn chair in here, it's my new favorite smoke spot.
Outdoor plants are no joke
Someone was asking me about pests. These have spider mites, they're not super bad but I'm going to spray neem oil anyway. It's not ideal but my ecosystem doesn't have any spider mites predators right now so it's really my only current solution. I'm not interested in non-native predators but if anyone has a line on some Illinois native predatory insects holler at me.
You can also see how well established my cover crop is! I'm a big fan of cover cropping. Monoculture is literally poison to the Earth, so obviously Bizzle don't play that shit.
Anyway the big one in the middle is up to my nose 😂 and they're fully flowering which sucks but I'm learning for next year. Nothing I ever do is a failure, it's just some shit I did.
I got a boat
I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?
What's your go-to munchies snacks?
We have been eating a lot of ice cream lately when we get our bake on, but that is not ideal. Bonus points for healthy snacks.
I love weed farming
My plants are a little leggy still but the days are getting longer so they'll reveg soon. I still haven't planted my produce crops lmfao my wife is starting to complain about my priorities.
It's 4/20, the best day of the year
What're y'all doing today? Personally I'm getting married so that'll be fun. I'm gonna be high on edibles for it lmfao
I put my plants out probably a week too early and they stretched
I think they'll be ok, they had thrown a few pistils but I don't see them now. But I was already worried about height and now I especially am.
Put my plants in the ground
Hopefully they live! This is 5 Black Widows. I don't know how it'll grow outside here but we'll find out soon enough.
The bed is approximately 8x8. I amended it heavily with compost and used coffee grounds. Someday soon, my cover crop will grow up out of the straw and then it'll be really pretty.
The greenhouse is an 8x10 model. It locks, but in reality anybody that wants to get in there probably will. I made some modifications to account for air flow, it gets hot as fuck here in August.
I still have to irrigate. Right now I'm watering with the hose and that sucks, outside cannabis is a thirsty bitch. I have my blumats still but I'm planning on running a drip system like I am for my vegetables.
At any rate, I think October is going to be a good month for me!
I sprouted these seeds and the cotelydons fell off
I think I'm done with ILGM. Fortunately I have 5 plants already growing to throw outside in a couple weeks, but next time I'm going with a different breeder. Anybody else grow outside? Who's your preferred breeder?
Homebrew guys make labels for their beers, so I did for my weed.
Yes, I do have a second pair of sunglasses on my collar. Don't @ me.
🌲 Trees Weekly Sesh - January 28th 🌲
Sup heads,
As the January winds carry us through another week, let's keep the conversations rolling in our verdant community. Here's what's sprouting up:
1. 🌿 Smoke Spot Showcase: Where's Your Go-To Sesh Spot? Share the magic of your favorite smoke spot! Whether it's a hidden nature nook or a cozy indoor corner, let's explore the diverse locations where our community enjoys their green moments.
2. 🚀 Elevated Exploration: New Cannabis Products to Try 🌌 Have you discovered any exciting new cannabis products lately? From innovative strains to unique accessories, share your finds and let's embark on a journey of exploration together.
3. 🌬️ Mindful Cannabis Consumption: Tips for Moderation Let's discuss mindful cannabis consumption. Share your tips for moderation, whether it's finding the right balance or incorporating cannabis into a wellness routine. What practices help you use cannabis responsibly?
4. 🎶 Green Grooves: Your Ultimate Cannabis Playlist 🎵 Music and cannabis often go hand in hand. What songs or albums are on your ultimate cannabis playlist? Let's compile a community-driven soundtrack for our green moments.
5. 🌱 Grower's Diaries: Weekly Garden Updates 🌳 For our dedicated growers, provide updates on your cannabis gardens! Share your triumphs, challenges, and tips as we cultivate our green spaces together.
Keep the discussions positive and the vibe welcoming. Our community flourishes with the shared experiences and diverse perspectives of each member. Join the conversation below, and let's make this week a lush and vibrant one! 🌿💚