Happy birthday! ๐ฅณ
Teenage behaviour.
Its coming from a teenager so is somewhat expected, but still
Good luck! ๐ค๐ผ
Dammit, I wanted to do some gardening this arvo
Yay! Where are you off to?
Delightful, thanks chef!
And my dining companions are excellent company, too
Coffee and key lime pie please chef
Iโve been cleaning out our storage unit and every time we go there my OH jokes thatโs itโs a โdateโ.
How did you go with the wet carpet? Hope the landlord was helpful with all of that.
45! My best ever score, with a couple of good guesses
Wait until your eyebrows run amok
I see youโre fluent in Strine
The heated throw I ordered arrived today, instead of on Monday as predicted
Try not to worry too much - like raven said, the landlord should have insurance to cover things like this. They might ask you to pay the excess, but check with the tenantsโ union (or whatever itโs called) before you do this.
Do you have a fan heater? Running one of those pointing at the floor should help dry the carpet. A room at my work flooded twice and the cleanup involved running heaters for a couple of days. It stunk while drying but was fine afterwards.
Youโre a sweetheart!
Nice one!
Extremely wealthy and theyโre insisting people chip in for a funeral? Thatโs extremely tacky.
Iโve heard of people asking for donations to a charity rather than flowers, but never for the cost of the funeral.
E: it would be tacky even if they werenโt wealthy
Oh heโs just gorgeous!
Ok, we need vegas-tax now
Delicious, and now I can see time!
A surprise for elevenses, please chef