I think they might figure out which movie when they start it and it's immediately about caves lmao

Stop trying to show me your hole, Landless

Thank goodness there aren't many above ground caves

*fuck for yourself

Damn you're such a hard case... Not caring about the... the comment that you chose to reply to... Apparently without reading it.

You really showed someone, I guess

Sounds more like cat input I'm sorry it was a compulsion

That would be least objectionable thing about him.

The 22nd amendment isn't hidden or difficult to find. You can just read it instead of making things up. Why do people do that?

”Under the amendment, someone who fills an unexpired presidential term lasting more than two years is also prohibited from being elected president more than once.”

There's way less than two years left in this term

if your kid is smart enough to work out they need to log into the router to change the DNS settings

... Okay?

What if they don't?

Lmao have you met kids? This is such a bizarre assumption to start with.

War on healthcare ain't getting them off anymore, but war on food security has a promising future

I think this is a jenis

IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep "why can't I say n----r?" in a call that got leaked.

//edited for specific details because it's way funnier

So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn't like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, "Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs." The call audio was promptly leaked

He resigned. Three days later the Papa John's cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.

Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.

*Scarification

Tattoos usually don't involve much carving

Most folks who carry to term give birth to two hands.

I was gonna be like, "remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?"

But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I'll just

🙍🧑‍🦳💀🪦

"show your work"

Malicious compliance intensifies

Professional wrestling got like way wilder than I remember

Hey

I’m so sorry to inform you, but you failed your reading test.

I’d recommend starting from the beginning, reading more slowly, and avoiding skimming.

It happens to the best of us! Don’t feel too down about it. Have a good day!

Gameboy color infrared is all I need