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UniversalMonk Socialist Mormon Satanist @lemmy.world

Mormon Satanist. Transracial Socialist Workers Party Kopimist Monk. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. Over 45,000 downvotes, mocked, parodied, and bullied —all because I dare stand against the current Duopoly. Yet here I am, standing tall, defending worker's rights. "Union!"

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Why I’m Voting for Jill Stein as a Trans Man in a Swing State

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www.cfr.org How Far-Right Election Gains Are Changing Europe

Far-right parties are making significant strides in Austria and Germany, pulling EU policies in a rightward direction.

How Far-Right Election Gains Are Changing Europe
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Squatober is starting!
  • Oh damn, I didn't even know this was a thing!! I wish I would have known. I just started a 100 rep squat thing that I do every day for the next 100 days, but I def would have started that at the beginning of the month if I had known this!

  • How long I should rest after sex before indulging in intense workouts?
  • I don't wait at all if it's workout night. Sex is like cardio. It's actually a good warm up to a good workout.

  • John Swinney 'wrestling' with assisted dying stance
  • And the parody account has been perma-banned from multiple subs, including this one now.

  • Green Party to use Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament
  • You wrote a program to track my downvotes lolololol

    You literally thought of me that much!

    So did u ever find anyone but yourself to use it?

    Harassing!? You go around posting my stats and download count on every post I make!! Lololol yeah, let's talk about harrasement. U had a comment here removed for doing it!

    And I'm not even that community anymore! Lmao you literally chase me around to unrelated communities and unrelated articles just to post my stats.

    So yeah, let's talk about harrasement, friend

  • As federal workers slam office mandate, study finds remote work cuts emissions

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    Striking food factory workers march through town
  • Yes, and it’s clear that they wouldn’t have done an outright temp ban for the length of time they did if you didn’t already have the history you did.

    It's clear that if they thought I was a troll worthy of a permaban, they would have permabanned me. But instead the temp banned me for posting duplicate articles. Just like the link said. And just like I said.

    And since I'm not permabanned, I guess they don't think I'm the troll that you think. IN FACT, reading through those comments in that thread, one of the mods also mentioned that many of the comments that people considered me "trolling" where in fact, a result of other people trolling me. And there are STILL people getting comments removed for being uncivil towards me and I'm not even in that community right now! lmao

    If I'm so bad, you could just block me. Instead, you are proving everything I said was right, and everyone here can see that. Thanks, friend! :)

  • Striking food factory workers march through town
  • Check the link. Mods said it was for duplicate article. They made a post about it and said it right there in the post!! Lol

    How am I lying if I said what they said!? And it's a temporary ban. The link is right there, friend.

    I know you're mad and want it to be a permaban for trolling. But it's not. Accept it. Lol

    I'm still doing plenty of posting of articles that I find interesting, and I'll be back in that sub in 12 days, so don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

    Thanks, friend! :)

  • Green Party to use Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament
  • Right?! We need to name more of our US laws after cool stuff like this!

  • Green Party to use Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament
  • Right?! And then they like to post the stats of how many downvotes I get, even though they're the ones leading the downvoting brigade. Then calling me a troll, even tho they are the ones stalking people. lmao

  • Day 19: 1 mile

    Barely had time to get this in. Horrible time management today lol

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    Day 18: 2 miles

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    www.thechurchnews.com Beyond the field: How BYU football is building global connections through BYU–Pathway Worldwide

    Under the direction of BYU football head coach Kalani Sitake, BYU football players are mentoring and building global connections with BYU–Pathway Worldwide students.

    Beyond the field: How BYU football is building global connections through BYU–Pathway Worldwide
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    www.thechurchnews.com Beyond the field: How BYU football is building global connections through BYU–Pathway Worldwide

    Under the direction of BYU football head coach Kalani Sitake, BYU football players are mentoring and building global connections with BYU–Pathway Worldwide students.

    Beyond the field: How BYU football is building global connections through BYU–Pathway Worldwide
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    BYU football players mentor students in BYU-Pathway Worldwide

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    BYU football players mentor students in BYU-Pathway Worldwide

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    www.yahoo.com Pierpont vet tech students hold pet washing fundraiser in Clarksburg

    Dogs and cats in the Clarksburg area got a day at the spa thanks to a group of veterinary technology students at the Pierpont Communty & Technical College.

    Pierpont vet tech students hold pet washing fundraiser in Clarksburg
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    B.C. Green leader spoke with NDP's Eby, but didn't pick up when Conservatives called

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    www.nationalobserver.com With election results still unclear, Sonia Furstenau to stay on as B.C. Green Party leader

    The party says in a statement that its two newly elected MLAs, Jeremy Valeriote and Rob Botterell, support Furstenau's leadership as they "navigate the prospect of having the balance of power in the legislature."

    With election results still unclear, Sonia Furstenau to stay on as B.C. Green Party leader
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    Striking food factory workers march through town
  • Turns out that I made some people mad (ok, really really mad) and they follow me around to downvote, regardless of subject. Then they post stats of how many downvotes I get. A post in this very community that was removed for it. Look at how obsessive this dude got listing every single thing I've said and done LMAO. That's some hate dedication: https://lemmy.world/modlog/2840?page=1&userId=1699372

    Weird, I know. But it is what it is. They had a big "Fuck That Horrible Coward, Universal Monk" party when I got a two-week ban in a community (for posting duplicate article from different sources): https://lemmy.world/post/21115183

    Not worth visiting the link unless you are really bored and want to see a very passionate crowd celebrating my demise. Just the usual boring "oh the guy's a troll since he's not voting with us. He's probably paid by Putin!! Send him to the hounds!!!" nonsense. :)

    I advocated voting third party in the US election. Community NOT amused. To put it lightly! lol

    So yeah, that's why when you see post from me, they'll be downvoted really fast. Those guys really really hold a grudge. But hey, at least this is only -6 right now. Usually, it gets to the -30's really fast, so maybe they are finally tired of following me around. lol

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  • That definitly explains the weird color he is every time I see pics of him.

    I don't wish illness on anyone, but I definitely don't feel sorry for him in this instance.

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  • as the ideal situation is that everyone can be nice and not nasty when someone has a different opinion

    Which is how I THOUGHT Lemmy would be when I signed up. It's definitely not that way. I still love Lemmy, but oy, the user base here do not like opinions that go against the norm/majority. They seek revenge. Follow you around to downvote comments, etc. It's crazy.

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  • Totally agree! That's how things should be. Admins, please make this change.

  • vancouversun.com B.C. Election: Barring recount upsets, expect an NDP government with tacit Green support

    Vaughn Palmer: Despite a terrible outing by Premier David Eby, the 'H' word did not cross his lips

    B.C. Election: Barring recount upsets, expect an NDP government with tacit Green support
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    www.newstalkzb.co.nz Green Party to use Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament

    Green Party delegates have decided to use the Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament, the Herald understands. The former Green MP, who curr

    Green Party to use Waka-Jumping law to eject Darleen Tana from Parliament
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    abcnews.go.com North Korean troops are already in Russia, Lloyd Austin confirms

    Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin confirmed Wednesday the U.S. has evidence that North Korean troops are in Russia.

    North Korean troops are already in Russia, Lloyd Austin confirms
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    Meet Zohran Mamdani, the Socialist Running for NYC Mayor

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    Meet Zohran Mamdani, the Socialist Running for NYC Mayor

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    Zarahemla (Flash Fiction Horror)

    Zarahemla

    Flash fiction horror written by @UniversalMonk.

    The wind howled across the barren Colorado plains, biting at the man’s cheeks as he trudged through the cold, his breath coming out in ragged puffs. The old Zarahemla mansion loomed ahead, barely visible through the swirling mist, a silhouette against the starless sky.

    Its towering stone walls were dark and cold, like the plains themselves, abandoned by time and cursed by memory.

    “This is it,” he muttered to himself, gripping the printed directions tightly. It wasn’t on any GPS. No, this location had to be mapped out. Exactly. His fingers trembled, but not just from the cold. “Finally. After all this time. I can’t believe it!”

    He had found the directions deep within a secret Lemmy community—one dedicated to the forgotten art of Dark Mormon magick. He had lurked there for months, devouring every post, deciphering each cryptic clue, waiting for this moment.

    Zarahemla.

    The mansion where it all began, where the ancient beasts slumbered beneath the earth, and power lay hidden in plain sight.

    “I’ll be someone now,” he whispered. "They’ll remember me. This is it.”

    The wind cut through his coat, but he didn’t care. The mansion was so close. He’d finally make his mark—unlike the countless hours spent being ignored in online debates or forgotten in the noise of the world.

    No, this was real. This was his time.

    His boots crunched over frost-coated grass as he approached the mansion, the weight of his obsession pressing down with each step. He could see the symbols, crudely scratched into the mansion's weathered walls, just like they looked in the old Lemmy posts.

    The Dark Mormons, they said, had once gathered here to call forth something ancient, something that had been sealed away.

    He laughed bitterly. “Idiots on Lemmy will never know what I’ve achieved. I’ll transcend all of them. They can go right back down to zero subscribers. I don’t give a shit. Giving me drama just for asking questions. Fuck them! I’ve found truth!”

    The wind died as he pushed open the mansion’s creaking door. Cold silence enveloped him. The house was waiting. The symbols on the walls flickered with life, and the air thickened with the stench of rot.

    He smiled, stepping inside.

    But the darkness within had other plans.

    And in the cold, empty plains of Colorado, no one would ever hear his screams.

    END

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    Doesn't matter, and it's nothing to brag about, but I'm gonna brag!

    While reading through all the hate I’ve gotten after my temp ban from a big community, I stumbled across something unexpected.

    In the middle of people celebrating and calling me a troll, one comment caught my eye. I won’t name him, but he hates me, so it’s kind of awesome. He said about me: “They should stick to writing mildly interesting short horror stories.”

    This guy hates me, but he found my stories mildly interesting! As a “crap writer,” every little compliment counts.

    So yeah, fuck it, I’m printing that out and hanging it in my office.

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    Day 2: Workout complete

    Ok, so super sore from yesterday. Pushed through. I feel like I am getting a slight cold?!

    But this is wear the overtraining can come into play. If I am getting a cold, working out through def won't make it better. But would resting up, make it better faster?

    I won't find out, cuz I'm working out thru it, but it's annoying!

    5 sets of 20 reps. And on arms and squats, I moved the weight up slightly. Chest tho, was pretty maxed out and hard to hit those final few reps on the fifth set, so didn't increase weight.

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