Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.
A fuel injector is measurably better in basically every way.
I might still rather have a carburetor...
Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.
A fake Socialist that Seattle ran out of town.
Shame that HR turned out to be an asshole. Early Bad Brains is unequalled.
It's surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that's how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran's system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.
Man. We fucked up so many things during that game, and still inexplicably got let back into it at the end. Then we fucked that up.
Dylan Raiola in shambles. Alex Orji now Heisman.
100% ban on everything gun-related or gun-adjacent. Can't even wear short-sleeved shirts to show off your guns.
Start the night with a good craft IPA. End the night with Rainier.
I'm still trying to find a D.A.R.E. beer koozie.
Kamala Khan is Pakistani.
Kamala Harris is Indian/Jamaican.
I would bet that there are regional pronunciations. Plus, that's not unique. I've met three different women from southern California named Andrea and they all had different pronunciations.
Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.
You reap what you sow, Browns. You finally got a top-fifteen QB after decades of shit. He takes you to the playoffs and you beat the hated Steelers. Then you run him out of town and give big money to a serial sex offender who has done nothing but suck.
You shit in this bed, now you have to sleep in it.
Tony Hawk is a grandpa.
I have met many, many school teachers in my adult life and the vast majority of them are lovely people. There has only been one who I'd describe as a psychopath.
Alcoholics? Absolutely. It's a toss-up between teachers, lawyers and nurses for the hardest-drinking group of motherfuckers I've ever known.