If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.

They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

At least we still had some Angel left.

In my native land, we call it mole.

Is there something about search engines, as opposed to other online services, that makes you expect them to be free?

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

They write it, but I think they’re talking about those who perform it.

Congrats on your Nobel prize!

Up to a month, actually, which is far more time than I’ve ever devoted to a plan.

Guest starring 790 as C-3PO’s head

I wish I shared your optimism.

It wouldn’t look like anything, I suspect.

TIL me and my friends had “wheeled drones” in the early 90s.

That’s not how the ones from DragonCon swing.

You would.

Weirdest wonderseed.

Yet torsos and color of outfit are acceptable? Idiots.

(mostly /s)

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling bakes a cake? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.